Chapter 3: The Fury of Lord Shangguan

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In my previous life, I was Feng Jue

Seeing that the old man was truly enraged, Shangguan Liuyun hurriedly summoned his wife and scolded her: "Wretched woman, come back with me. Ruowu, have someone carry your brother away, do not let him embarrass us here"

This is outrageous, simply outrageous. For so many years, the Shangguan family has never encountered such absurdity. I have stated that the clan's younger generation must spar with restraint. Do you not understand what it means to stop at the right moment? Have you taken my words as mere wind passing by your ears?

After having breakfast in the large house on the eastern side, I casually returned to the bedroom, still holding a toothpick. Before I reached my destination, suddenly, a heart-wrenching, inhumane, ghostly wail echoed over the nearly one thousand acres of the official residence. This scream was like the mournful cry of a night owl, but it was a large group, resounding across the mountains and fields, all crying out together. It was a sound that shocked the universe, shook the four corners, broke through the clouds, and spread for thousands of miles.

The people from the second house made a hasty retreat, and the first house was also preparing to flee. However, the old master was not yet confused to that extent. After slamming the table for a while, he saw that Shangguan Tengfeng and Chang Yufeng were supporting Shangguan Ruofan as they approached the door, and he immediately shouted: "You three, stand still..."

The first trial is of little concern, yet the reason obtained is so absurd and laughable. My most beloved grandson actually poked his own third grandson in the rear end, and the old man nearly lost his temper, as if a Buddha was born and another ascended to heaven.

With the second lady's cry, the entire small building was thrown into chaos. Outside, the servants of the Shangguan family stretched their necks and whispered among themselves, unable to contain their laughter as they recounted that astonishing scene.

The wind killer paid no heed to the nearly disdainful and mocking gazes around him. After laughing for a while, the gloom that had settled in his heart for three days was swept away, and his mood was as bright as the radiant sun in September

Although the names are different, the essence has not changed

This sudden barrage of insults left the younger generation in the room utterly stunned, and Shangguan Liuyun coughed a few times, nearly hiding his face in his pants, feeling greatly aggrieved: "Oh my godfather and *book*, there’s no need to insult someone like this, after all, Wen's mother is my wife, sob sob ... ... "

I? The second lady was taken aback for a moment, then pulled out the handkerchief she had hidden in her bosom, covered her face, and collapsed onto the tea table, wailing: "You still scold me, father, he scolds me, how pitiful we are, mother and son, to be so humiliated by you, there is no justice in this world..."

The second wife was filled with grievances, yet she was not without insight, knowing that it was not the time to further provoke the old master. Wiping her tears, she took the opportunity to step down. However, Shangguan Ruowen wore a face full of bitterness; there was no way around it. After all, the old master had not spoken, and if she wanted to punish Shangguan Ruofan, she would have to come up with another plan.

Despite his thoughts, Shangguan Tengfeng still felt pity for his son. He then stood up and said: "Father, please do not be angry. Tengfeng has failed in his duties as a parent, which has led to this disgraceful incident, allowing this beast to tarnish our family name. Tengfeng will take this beast back immediately and administer proper punishment."

The room was already filled with the haze of gunpowder, and with Shangguan Ruofan's intervention, everyone turned to look with unusual expressions. A few maidservants stood at the back, turning their heads and covering their mouths, their little faces flushed red, and none dared to laugh out loud

Looking again inside the building, the old master Shangguan's beard was flying wildly due to his own anger, as he sat on the tiger chair, pounding his chest and stamping his feet: "Rebellion, all of you are rebelling, get out, all of you get out, get out of here..."

"Bang." Another slap landed on the table as the old man pointed at Shangguan Ruowen and shouted, "Shut your mouth, damn it! You, a peak Qi Martial Artist, allowed a mere Virtual Martial Artist to best you, and yet you have the audacity to come here and sulk. You have brought shame to the Shangguan family."

Shangguan Liuyun's expression was also not pleasant, and the second madam was even more infuriated. Just as she was about to argue, it was the old master who lost his temper first

After traversing through this life, the formidable killer became a spicy teacher and successfully led a promising young man to choose a shameless method of revenge, which significantly improved their mood

Ah ... my fart | eyes ah ~

Puff!

As he walked in a bow-legged manner, admiring the scenery of the garden, a sudden gust of wind nearly caused him to stumble and fall onto the stone steps beneath his feet. A piece of osmanthus cake that he had not yet swallowed was spat out in a haphazard manner, leaving his face mottled with red and purple, while his stomach ached with laughter.

Upon recalling the scene of Shangguan Ruowen being caught on the fifteenth of August, the Wind Killer stood in place, holding his belly in laughter, leaving the servants in the vicinity utterly perplexed. They had no idea that the screams coming from the front courtyard were entirely caused by this individual, who was not well-regarded in the residence and was widely perceived as a symbol of incompetence and cowardice. They mistakenly thought that the prospective son-in-law had fallen and injured his head while drinking, resulting in a fit of madness.

"Beast, you cause trouble without reflection and still have the audacity to laugh out loud. I will beat you to death, you unfilial son." Shangguan Tengfeng felt he was about to go mad and raised his hand to strike.

Well, since heaven has granted me a chance for rebirth, I shall live even more splendidly this time. In my previous life, I was the uncrowned evil emperor; in this life, I will still strive to become the king of assassins in the Tai Xuan Continent

In a uniquely designed small building of the Shangguan residence, the elderly Shangguan Lingyun sat firmly in a tiger chair, glaring fiercely with a furrowed brow at the 12-year-old Shangguan Ruofan, who was kneeling on the floor. His aged face was flushed with anger, displaying a mix of red, purple, and green hues.

The second wife originally intended to seek justice for her son, but upon hearing this insult, her face turned pale with anger. She did not dare to refute the old man in front of him, so she sat back down in a huff, glaring at her son with resentment: You little fool, you've gotten your mother into trouble.

Children are straightforward and innocent, without any scheming. Initially, they felt quite indignant, but after a moment of reflection, their thoughts shifted to the awe-inspiring and soul-stirring skills taught by the Wind Killer. Recalling how they had just executed the move "A Sword Gazing at the Moon, Directly Targeting the Chrysanthemum," which had burst the tightly suppressed feelings of Shangguan Ruowen, they felt an immense joy in their heart, and unable to contain themselves, they burst into laughter.

The Hongyuan Heavenly Classic in Feng Jue's mind is indeed a treasure of the hidden prestigious Hongyuan Sect on Earth before his crossing. It is said that Feng Jue's crossing is also attributed to this classic, which contains a map. The website https://www.hetushu.com is already quite mysterious. Strangely, this Hongyuan Classic can also emit electric currents to transport him to another world. It would be a disservice to himself not to study it thoroughly.

I, Feng Jueyu, am destined not to be obsessed with fame and fortune. What does it matter if I am in another world? With the experience of being the King of Assassins in my previous life and the miraculous healing skills of a master physician, I can still turn the tide at will and command the elements as I please

What kind of secrets are hidden within the Hong Yuan Tian Jing and the Hong Yuan Sect?

Shangguan Tengfeng and Shangguan Liuyun understood that the old man was not angry about Shangguan Ruofan's move "Looking Back at the Moon," but rather about the infighting among the disciples within the sect. The Shangguan family has the first, second, and third branches, and power struggles and disputes over inheritance have long been commonplace. Whenever there is an opportunity, they will take advantage of it, so what the old man least wanted to see was someone using a small matter to escalate into a larger issue

Then turning to Shangguan Liuyun, he said: "Second brother, regarding this matter... sigh, elder brother apologizes to you."

With this thought, all the unwillingness and grievances in her heart were swept away by the wind, and she walked towards her bedroom with determined and resolute steps

It is indeed not entirely the fault of this old gentleman. Early in the morning, just after the morning hour, the old man was enjoying his fragrant tea, nodding his head and immersed in his reading in the study. Suddenly, a horrifying scream, unlike that of a human, burst into his tranquil reading space. In a fit of anger, he summoned all relevant parties to his study for an inquiry.

I am still myself, still the uncrowned evil emperor

And you..." The old man, still seething with anger, turned to look at Shangguan Ruofan, who was kneeling on the ground: "At such a young age, you learn such despicable tricks. He is your brother, your brother, and you can actually lay your hands on him, damn it.

"Young? Unaware of the situation?" After hearing this, Shangguan Ruowen's face turned pale with anger: "Aunt, he is not unaware at all; he is clearly doing it on purpose. Look at what he did to me, oh, it still hurts... it hurts..." Shangguan Ruowen twisted his round bottom, inadvertently aggravating his injury, and the piercing pain made him break out in a cold sweat.

The second wife was so enraged that her blood surged, unable to bear seeing her son suffer such humiliation and indignity. She could no longer remain silent and stood up abruptly: "Father, look at him, he can still manage to smile..."

There were indeed quite a number of people seated on both sides of the room. In the main room, the venerable Taishan, the old mother-in-law Shangguan Tenglong, and Chang Yufeng were present. On the other side were the second son of the second branch, Shangguan Liuyun, along with his wife, as well as Shangguan Ruowen's younger brother, Shangguan Ruowu, all of whom were in the room.

Upon observing the actions of this prospective son-in-law, with his left hand clutching his belly, laughing uncontrollably and spraying rice grains everywhere, while his right hand reaches back to scratch his backside, the scene is utterly disgraceful, despicable, and akin to that of a dog or a pig. There is not a trace of the demeanor expected of a member of the Shangguan family, truly bringing shame to the Shangguan household

In this life, I am Feng Jueyu

Shangguan Liuyun immediately stood up, and despite his indignation, he still angrily scolded his wife: "Wretched woman, shut your mouth. With your father present, you have no place to speak."

Wow, my brother-in-law has succeeded, that call was so enchanting, it's a pity I didn't see it with my own eyes, haha ... ...

Shangguan Ruofan was kneeling in the center of the room with a face full of unwillingness, her small mouth pouting downwards, and her head bowed low, exuding a strong sense of defiance against submission.

Shangguan Tengfeng glanced at his son kneeling on the ground, truly wishing to step forward and directly strangle this little beast to death. What a damn thing, why poke there of all places? Damn it, you have completely disgraced my face.

Chang Yufeng rushed out with a swift stride, tightly embracing her son, her face filled with a protective expression as she glared up at Shangguan Tengfeng: "Hit me, go ahead, if you want to kill my son, you must first kill me."

Father, look, they are still protecting them now. Second Madam was filled with righteous indignation, her ample bosom heaving rapidly, resembling waves.

After Chang Yufeng finished listening, she felt greatly dissatisfied. After all, having a child in the middle of the year means there is still much care to be given, so punishment? What nonsense! She stood up and said: "Ultimately, Ruofan's actions were also unintentional. Considering his youth and lack of understanding, I kindly ask Father and Second Brother to show more understanding."

Shangguan Ruowen has lost all hope, having been inexplicably stabbed and exposed, not to mention the humiliation suffered, which even implicated her own mother. It is truly a situation where one has no outlet for their grievances.

He felt very indignant, extremely indignant: "Why is Grandpa yelling at me? Hmph, this is a sword technique passed down from our ancestors, why can't I use it? As for being despicable, I don't think it's despicable at all; this move is incredibly useful. Thanks to my brother-in-law, if he hadn't taught me this move, I wouldn't be a match for Shangguan Ruowen even after practicing for several more years. Hehe, that last move was really exhilarating, it felt so good, I've never felt this good before... Hehe, that last move was really exhilarating, it felt so good, I've never felt this good before..."

You ... ...

Shangguan Ruofan listened, pouting stubbornly. If it were someone else, this kid would definitely not be able to resist singing a different tune and arguing back. Unfortunately, the one who was angry was the old master of the Shangguan family, a person who was absolute in his authority. In this household, no one dared to confront him with a raised voice, not even Shangguan Ruofan.

Old Master Shangguan slammed his palm heavily on the desk in front of him, causing the teacups and inkstone on the table to tremble three times. His tiger-like eyes and beard shook without any wind, clearly indicating his extreme anger

Shangguan Ruowen was half-sitting on the chair, neither fully seated nor suspended, making a series of grunts and grimaces. Upon closer inspection, the gap between her raised buttocks was bulging high, resembling someone having been thoroughly and comically assaulted from behind.

During a martial arts competition among brothers, one brother poked another in the rear with a wooden sword, which was utterly ridiculous. Even more laughable was the fact that the one who was poked was a Qi Martial Realm practitioner with a cultivation level four ranks higher than his assailant. This incident caused quite a stir, not only in the second branch of the family but also left the first branch unable to hold their heads high, wishing they could find a crack in the ground to burrow into and die of frustration.

... ...

After laughing, the Wind Killer stood on the steps, gazing at the vibrant spring scenery and the fragrant willows in full bloom. A sense of dominance and a commanding presence once again manifested in Feng Jue's demeanor. In his mind, a passage of ancient text that had existed for only three days emerged, and suddenly, the Wind Killer's gaze became as sharp as that of a hawk.

Seeing the old master in a rage, those present, including the eldest, Shangguan Tengfeng, and the second, Shangguan Liuyun, all shrank their necks. How to explain this matter? If it gets out, it is likely to make others laugh uproariously.